my very 1st problem with NS

I’ve not even started NS and I’m having problems with it.

Just received the letter to book an appointment to check my body out for NS and they keep mentioning Singpass, Singpass, Singpass….

And I wondered, “Didn’t I throw that away?”

Hahaha thank god they have a reset singpass password for irresponsible fuckers like me. Then I started to worry again about the healthcheck like back in primary school when I worried about them checking my cock. I’m still worrying about it…

thanks nick for the heads-up (no pun intended?!!!!)

Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitilia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn’t a test listed. FML

oh fuck.