Typical Singaporean Family

Scene at MRT

Enter family of three

Mum: Stop playing your phone
Boy: *Silence*
Mum: You got spelling test tomorrow right? you study already a not
Boy: *playing lumines block on sony ericsson phone mum probably spoilt him with* ya, ya, ya i got

Dad: why you keep scolding him, if he study already means he study lah
Mum: that’s what he always says, i taught him 8 word in the morning, now leh? I also don’t know. Boy got study a not i test you now
Boy: no need lah…
Mum: “Violent”.
Boy: I don’t know, skip that one…
Mum: What skip that one! v-i-o-l-e-n-t. You test him the others, I cannot tahan already!
Dad: uh…*mumbles*
Mum: What’s that, say louder so that he can hear!
Dad: *continues staring at word*
Mum: Aiya, forget it lah, so slow! Now I don’t know who more stupid

Train arrives.

Exeunt.