Chapter 193: You learn some things along the path to education

1.ople who do badly for O levels and resort to studying overseas are just cowards who cannot take on the Singaporean education system. Why? Because they’re scared that they cannot cope and are desperately in need of a self-esteem boost, so they go overseas to boost themselves!

2. People who do well and go overseas are just…smarter than the rest of us. Why? Because they can say: i went overseas to study when I was 16! How boutz you?

3. Singaporeans should stop complaining about car usage fees and what nots simply because even though its expensive in this country, its much worse in other more developed countries. Yes, more developed than this f8as0d9 shith000le

4. Has anyone at all ever noticed that inflation is here, retrenchment is here, and so is the deterioration of the economy? OH WAIT, everybody who reads Home (part of the straits times) doesn’t bother looking at the graph in Money and inferring.

5. Why in the world would a clinic blast aircon?!?!?!?!?!

6. Codine is the best form of non-lethal sleeping pills without getting addicted to. Wow, my aunty uses it on her kids.

7. Living life means living from one moment to another, it’s a waiting game. Why? It’s a waiting game because I keep waiting for my mum to scold me for every big incident, it’s fun hypothesizing what she’d say and formulating excuses and responses but nothing ever turns out the way you imagine it to be.

8. I just realized that if you put two dots in the centre of the two holes in the 8 and tilt your head to your left, they would look like tits

9. What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

A pregnant blonde! hahahaha poor bby

10. are pig toys unhalal- QUESTION OF THE YEAR ZOMG