Chapter Seventy One: Of quotes and desires

I never did listen for the talks from O1 through to O2. I spent a good 3/4 of the time talking with Zakiah about HER friend. It seems pretty mean to do such a thing, but she was gracious about the whole thing and fed me all that I needed to know about herself and her friend.

And she reminded me of how tedious it was to get a girlfriend and even worse- to maintain a relationship at this age where phone calls are the way to go, smses, initiated conversations. We should all be like sensible adults and go out together. I think even people at 20 still call each other at night and go:

Boy: You put down lah

Girl: No you put down first!

Boy: Ok, we’ll put the phon down together ok?

Girl: Ok..

B: 1,2, 3…

G: Haha, I thought you said we’ll put down the phone together?

B: Then why didn’t you?

G: hahah, I love you!

B: I love you too.

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Urgh, teenage love and pregnancies and stoopid phone calls.

But seriously, where in the world would you meet such a girl willing to transcend all boundaries of religion. Later, but not now.

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Was watching Happy Giant, a show on MTV and this episode was called Rob’s Vagina.

Quote,

Rob: don’t forget, if there’s no me, there’s no vagina

Agent: NO, IF THERE’S NO VAGINA, THERE’S NO YOUUUUUU!!!!

*episode ends abruptly*